Prometheus Review

August 7, 2012

Ridley Scott recently told the NME that he didn’t give a crap about legacy. Which might explain why he has taken a colossal, explosive and very messy dump all over his own, with the supposed Alien prequel Prometheus. Held to the decreasing standards of the original series this movie really is atrocious. However, hold it to the standard of more recent box office fare and it’s just about average. Badly acted and poorly paced with a script that could double for Charmin Ultra.

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Avengers Assemble Review

August 7, 2012

I guess it’s a matter of how low you set your expectations. I never figured that I could be so mislead by hype. That those behind this children’s comic book adaptation would dismiss the adults accompanying them so completely out of hand. Then again the €700 million its grossed around the world shows how much I know.

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